Simon FitzKit...In The Field!

Word up!

October 3, 2008
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Wordle.net: The world’s foremost word-mapping program. So cool. I made the ones above, but this one’s currently my favorite:

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Allo, Poppet!

April 11, 2008
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No parody, no commentary…just a really cool song.

“Cops And Robbers”


But what about 5-year-old zombies?

March 28, 2008
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I went down to Atlanta to visit friends and see Paul&Storm and Jonathan Coulton in concert. I hope to get around to writing about that, but first, a couple facts:

27

57%


Hand The Beat Goes On

December 8, 2007
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Daft Punk.
Daft Punk.
Daft Punk.
Daft Punk.

Funny.
Funny.
Funny.
Funny.

Wait For.
Wait For.
Wait For.
Wait For.

Fifty.
Fifty.
Fifty.
Seconds.

I’d say the parody only stays funny through 1:18, but the Rule of 57 apparently applies; I laughed every time he did it.


Finding Negative Space In Beauties

December 5, 2007
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I just downloaded the new (month old) Seether music video on my 360. “Fake It” is an awesome song and has a video that absolutely supports its message and tone. Of course, as lead singer Shaun Morgan says of it, “It’s a catchy song, but in a good way.” Take that as you will.

Intriguingly, the official youtube’d video has embedding disabled; apparently you’re supposed to embed directly from the Seether website. I’m not complaining though, as they’ve got a bad-ass widget-builder for the song. My personalized widget lies below.

…I feel like talking about Seether via correctly constructed sentences is somehow a breach of grunge-metal etiquette.

I will say, even though it’s making commentary on music-video conventions, there does seem to be a slightly ridiculous overload of scantily-clad sexy females falling over the band members. All it would take is a little parody of the commentary, perhaps less wardrobe and more blurred spots, and you’d have…well, why don’t I show you?

PARODY OF SEETHER’S “FAKE IT”
(music video should star Jack Black as Shaun Morgan)

Who’s to know if your boobs aren’t real at all?
Present them and impress the world.
You’ll lose your self-esteem along the way…ohwell!
Good god, you’re bursting at the seams now!
Good god, why not take a bow?
Good god, fulfillin’ all my dreams now!
You look so great, so strip yourself down! You’re just…

Naked! If you want some affection.
Naked! Girl, it can’t be wrong
to be Naked! Just show off your perfection!
Whoa-ho-ho, it’s great for f*****g, isn’t it?

You should know that your clothes won’t hide your flaws.
Who cares about your shoulder mole?
Or that the carpet doesn’t maaaatch…the drapes? Yeah.
Good god, you’re curvier than esses!
Good god, don’t be such a tease!
Good god, just rip up all your dresses
and panties, shirts, and cargo capris! And go…

Naked! Your entire complexion
Naked! I can see it all!
You’re so naked! Going without protection:
Whoa-ho-ho, it’s great for f*****g, isn’t it?

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
(sexy dance break)

Coed Naked Soccer! We. Don’t. Use Our Hands!
Coed Naked Skiing! Slalom on the slopes!
Coed Naked Rockers! World’s Most Uplifting Bands!
Coed Naked Tro-o-opes…

Who’s to know when your looks will fade away
And little bits will start to sag?
Let’s get the most out of you while we can! Yeah!
Good god, you’re grinding with your hips now!
Good god, your junk in the trunk!
Good god, you’re puckering your lips now!
If I may say: you really got spunk! when you’re…

Naked! Ready for a beef injection?
Naked! Out-uendo’s fun!
Yeah Naked! Can you feel my erection?
Whoa-ho-ho, it’s great for f*****g, isn’t it?

Naked! That’s my own predilection.
Naked! Won’t you come along?
And be Naked! It’s Au Natural Selection!
Whoa-ho-ho, it’s great for f*****g, isn’t it?